But just for fun, let's make a tally of this vacation's events:
- Witness a relationship meltdown - check
- Trip to the ER - check
- Heat exhaustion at the zoo - check
- Waste 2 hours of my life watching Lost in Space - check
- Break a lamp and secretly glue it back together - check
- Dislodge a crown by chewing on a gummy orange slice - check
- Go 10 days without watching TV - check
- Go 10 days without putting on makeup - check
- Teach Izzy to swim - check
- Run from not one, but TWO cockroaches - check
- Develop an addiction to Xanax - check
- Fall in love with my husband all over again - check
- Gain weight due to an excess of fast food - check check
My 30 Days of Write has been downright depressing so far. I swear I'm not usually this much of a mess. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm a mess. But these last 9 days have been much messier than usual. In real life I've kept quite a sense of humor about it (I think...), it just doesn't seem to make it to my blog. One thing is certain, I have a whole new appreciation for my home. And things are bound to be better once I make it back to Austin (provided my cat and plants are still alive. Oh please let them still be alive!!)